Just the Truth

[gordo]

 

[dabob]

Well . . . how can one argue with that . . . I wouldn't disagree with him . . but then I'm a Boss . . . .

 

[aqazi81]

Just The Truth.

After 100 sheets wasted in a 4000 sheets job due to scum.

Boss: How did it happen?

Me: I was texting my wife what to cook for dinner today and suddenly water level in the water pan dropped.

Boss: Ok go back at press and finish the jobs for today and do not come at work tomorrow, you are fired.

 

[Alois Senefelder]

Gentlemen.............. The Truth Is -

"Work is about a search for daily meaning as well as daily bread, for recognition as well

as cash, for astonishment rather than torpor; in short, for a life rather than

a Monday through Friday sort of dying "


Studs Terkel --- Born 1912 Died 2008



Regard, Alois

 

[MailGuru]

And always remember, you MUST laugh at all the boss's jokes, regardless of how anti-humorous they are

 

[dabob]

and a corollary to the rule "Just The Truth"

Shop Rules

Rule One: The boss is always right
Rule Two: when the boss is wrong refer to rule one.

 

[Possumgal]

The truth? You can't handle the truth!

 

[gordo]

The truth? You can't handle the truth!

My dentist says: "The tooth? You can't handle the truth!"

Funny guy

 

[MailGuru]

The truth? You can't handle the truth!

Employee's response to Boss's Threat: