King of the Ink - New Song

[D Ink Man]

Roger Miller King Of the Road - YouTube

Just replace the words in the lyrics as follows, Enjoy!

Inkman for sale or rent
Press audits for 50 cents
No gauge, no tanks, no press
I ain’t got no brass pipettes

Ah, but 2 hours in the pressroom
Buys a, 8 x 12 litho proof
I’m a man that’s mean from doing
Nothing at home

3rd unit midnight shift
Destination’s prints adrift
Old worn out plates and fount
The ink company won’t let me help

I check old ink that I have found
With hickies that are so big and round

I’m a man that is meaner than mean
King of the Ink

I know every pressman on every press
All of their helpers and all of their names

And every ink give away in every town
And every donut that’s not eaten when sales ain’t around

I sing inkman for sale or rent
Press audits for 50 cents
No meters, no tanks, no press
I ain’t got no brass pipettes

Ah, but 2 hours in the pressroom
Buys a 8 x 12 litho proof
I’m a man that’s mean from doing
Nothing at home

Inkmen for sale or rent
Press audits for 50 cents
No gauge, no tanks, no press
I ain’t got no brass pipettes


Roger Miller King Of the Road - YouTube

[DIC Australia]

50 cents you say?? the pay rate is certainly better over there!