Questions!

[Mark]

Designer: Ok so you need us to add bleed?
Me: Yes please
Designer: On every page?
Me: ... (banging head on desk)

[Russ_G]

Me: Your job has 18 pgs, how would you like it bound?
Customer: Saddle Stitch, please send pdf proof.
Me: proof sent
Customer: Proof received everything looks good expect please remove blank pages at the end.
Me: uugghh!!!

[MailGuru]

Me - Ordering at the speaker of the drive-thru of a well-known fast food restaurant:" 2 cheeseburgers, 1 small fries, and a medium chocolate shake, please"

Them: "Yes, sir. Is that to-go?"

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[maas]

True account - In our cold set plant we have a Goss, for those not familiar with this its a newspaper press 98 metres long and 10 metres tall.

One of our acount managers asked for a "press proof" for their client who was placing a full page advert in our daily, i politely suggested a faximile of our Epson would render a close aproximation (all be it digital contone as oposed to analogue halftone) she insisted it had to be a press proof as this is the commitment she had made to the client, when i replied i would not run the press up to render 1 copy of an advert a complaint was send to our CEO

[jetzerm]

Here's a classic.

Customer: I got a 6 color job, 4 color process, PMS376 and PMS 349 but right here I want the logo is 100% 349 and this part is 50% lighter but NO screens I don't like they way screens look on my printing.