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Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

DE SOTO, Mo. — The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer.

That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.

Police say the plan was for the naked dancer to create a distraction while another man took a case of beer from the store. It didn't work.

Gaines called police. As the naked man and his accomplice joined a third man in a car, a customer got their license plate number. All three were caught a few days later.

The men, ages 19 to 53, face charges of shoplifting and indecent exposure.

The men were also identified as PPF members by avatars tatooed on various locations
of thier bodies
 
Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

Ha! Awesome. I think a tie or two has loosened already.
 
Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

aww hell lets let pointy loose.......rattle a few bones
 
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Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

fiz - i bloody love that avatar by the way

are you sure you aint no "desighner" - ya know - i think we have an imposter here!!
 
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Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

I have done about 10 design jobs in my life... and let me tell you they aint no award winners. I just lucked out on my avatar I guess. You know the old saying, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
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Better hush before Thomas D. Greer comes in here and tells you what you're allowed to post and where.
 
Re: Someone open a window

Why would you even care about wine and cheese? Don't you go for milk and cookies?
 
Re: Someone open a window

ohh hell - i bet you say that to all the......<insert appropriate type of person here>.........dont ya rob haaaa
 
Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

RobR, Are you from Missouri too?
 
Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

Re: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store

No.....This was just in the local Cincinnati Paper.
 

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