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Last name a bad example. Usually happens when someone sorts on the address column. Then, address doesnt match the corresponding city, state, and zip that was supposed to go to that address.

Have had that happen when client supplied list was an excel file. The client highlighted a column of cells (like last name) and sorted that column alphabetically (instead of including all columns in the sort). Now, none of the names line up with the correct corresponding address (or, if they...

How confident are you with the quality of the address? Did you CASS certify the addresses? At a quantity of 100, theyeould have to have been mailed at single piece first class. That means that if there was something wrong with the address, it would have been sent to the return address.

You deserve it my friend. Now go, and have some fun. No deadlines!!!

That's because he's not actually leaving for good. He'll be back. They always come back. It's like a Stephen King thing.....

I used to have a customer call me on Wednesday to print and mail 10,000 pieces, but, they absolutely MUST be in the mail by Friday. I used to take the job and run my guys overtime to make it happen, only because I feared we would lose the job, and, possibly the client if we couldn't. On one...

I didn't really have a choice. Before leaving for Holiday, you spent an entire 8-hour day on hold waiting for tech support. Then, yesterday, I find out that your client is running around town spreading rumors that we are a crafty printer.

Oh, that's cold.

Origin Old English cræftig ‘strong, powerful’, later ‘skillful’ (see craft, -y).

" M'aam, when you say "crafty", you mean like when I quote 70# Cougar Text based on your detailed specs, but, I actually use whatever 70# bulk leftover text I have on hand?"

@WhatsInaname - I'm retired now and have been out of the local print network for a couple of years, but we used to use Graphics IV to fix our cutter (as well as swap out for sharpened blades). Don't know if they are still around, or, still providing those services.

It was really bad back in the day when digital production presses were in the early stages. Anytime Xerox service was called in, the first thing out of their mouth was "Are you using Xerox-certified paper?"

In the digital press world: "It's the paper."

I was waiting for someone to get around to the ole liability and safety angle. Ya never know when that press is going to throw a fanatney rod and strike a non-employee...............

How fortunate! I'm just walking in your front door now. Can I see it running?

"Yes M'aam. It's on the press right now!"

No problem. AI can lie with the best of 'em.

Amen!

No, the other way, as if to indicate stress. Columbo's way always indicates "Oh, one more thing........."

A conundrum. I must pontificate. Quality, quality, or quality. Are there different "levels" of quality. Like, maybe bronze, silver, or gold? Mmmmm. (me with back of hand against my forehead...) "Whatever will I do?" I know: "Eeeney, Meeney, Mighty, Moe. Catch a robber by his toe. If he...