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Tons of memes all over the net showing Windows boxes displaying the dreaded BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)

As I understand it, a "software update" by CrowdStrike knocked airports and businesses off line around the Globe. 1) I hope they have very good "Errors & Omissions" insurance - this is gonna cost millions. 2) Can you imagine how the employee feels who deployed the update? Right after he said...

Five hours of "Baby Shark" will work: "Baaabbyyyy Shark to do de do te do, baaaabby shark....."

Oh, Oh ..... What if.....What If....somehow we could reverse the roles. When tech support finally answers, they hear a recorded message from the caller: "Your support is very important to us. Please hold for the next available support request....."

@gordo: Sometimes I worry about you........

What's missing, and, cant be reflected in your strip is the roughly 1-hour wait between each of those frames while listening to the most God-aweful "music" you ever want to hear. 5-frames. That's 5 frigging hours of torture only to end up right back where you started. It makes you want to kill...

Here's the perfect response to that complaint. (I'm not taking credit for this. Saw it on Facebook a while back, and don't know who to credit for it, but, thought it was awesome: "Oh, I'm sorry..........here.........let me pour you a tall, cold glass of Get-Over-It! ...

If it's happening on different paper stock & settings, are you sure it's not in your art?

Why, Yes! Yes you did. Look, it matches the name on my new business card they gave me with my new title instead of more money.

Yep, and they want me to do all those things for the same salary I was making before being promoted. Gimme that donut!!

Memories of my youth. Can recall being "lished" in a "pub" several times. Anybody know where I parked my car??????

Possumgal's right! In answer to the question "who first printed the Bible?", I believe that would be Monk/Scribes using ink & quills on papyrus or parchment scrolls. Now, if you are saying "published:, I believe you would be correct in Gutenberg. Just sayin'.........

Glad to help. New clerks are "special".

You are correct, sir.! Sometimes, the USPS, for some reason, thinks it's easier to convey information in a "round-a-bout" way, instead of coming right out and saying it directly.

Hey TJ, I think this is what you're looking for: DMM 243.6.6.1 Except for pieces with a simplified address, pieces that are not automation-compatible or not barcoded with an Intelligent Mail barcode under 202.5.0 are mailable only at nonautomation saturation letter prices.

That's what I thought, also. But, since the recently passed legislation was specifically directed toward bears, I guess, up to now, you were legally obligated to offer no resistance and let the bear tear you apart piece-by-piece. I feel much better, now that I know it is legal for me to fight...

".......... I'm NOT looking for pink, I'm looking for LUSCIOUS..........."

Just to keep you informed, the Governor of Floriduh just signed in to law a bill that allows residents to kill a Florida Black Bear in self defense (if you feel your life is threatened). Now.............like most of the Nation, there have been laws in place for quite some time that allow you to...

Terminate me, and, I'll sue! The ADA (Americans With Disabilities Act) says you cant discriminate against me for medical reasons or handicaps.

So.......YOU'RE the one.