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Kinda like the captain announcing that "the lashings will continue until morale improves"

Not so fast there, Kemosabe! If you play the " management's man" while in front of the work force, they will not accept you as one of their own: "You're management. You have no idea what we have to go through." If you play the "work force's man" in front of management, then, you're not a...

Have printed PDF's on Fierys for years with no issues. Did have a problem on a Versant 3100 Fiery that kept crashing. Xerox replaced the Fiery on their own dime, and, problem never occurred again. Your tech's advice to switch print to PS, is.......basically......BS

Always better to set up 2 folders under each main folder of a job: "Active" and "Archived". As soon as you get a new art file, regardless of the name (final, final2, final_final_Last, etc.), move the old existing file to the "Archived" folder, then save the new file to the "Active" folder. You...

No Sir! No problem at all!

"And, since you don't even know the correct customer you are supposed to be dialing, I've concluded that your attention to detail is not very good. So, we are placing the upcoming 2-million piece project with a different vendor. Have a good afternoon, and, I really hope you solve your art file...

Yep. Same here. The Orlando Sentinel (part of the Chicago Tribune/LA Times properties) is printed by Gannett (USA Today) over in Lakeland, Fl.

On a similar note, The LA Times is laying off 115 of it's staff today.

Way to keep climbing that ladder! Keep up the good work! Soon, you just might get promoted to Director of Prepress Operations!

Yeah well, it all started when the word got out that most of their articles were being written by AI instead of people.

Never mind. Found It.

Section 245, Row E, Seats 27, 28, & 29 Buffalo Bills vs Pittsburg Steelers

Did you ever get a raise that you felt was so small and insignificant, that, your initial impulse was to say "That's ok, you keep it. You obviously need it more than I do" ?

I've seen it so many times, that, my head has a consistent left to right, right to left shake. I've been asked by several people if I suffer from Parkinson's.

"We wouldn't need to make any money if we had any money to spend" Here's a recommendation that won't cost you any money (in fact, it'll make you money), and, won't change the way you operate: Sell the company to someone that has an above average intelligence level.

That's going to be damn near impossible. The bankruptcy filing fee alone is $150.

I guess what I kick myself in the butt for, is, our lack of foresight (myself included). You see, we were designing and maintaining databases, and, writing programs and full software systems during the 70's, 80's and 90's left and right. Just going our merry way, with a craftsman's pride in our...

Hey! Smile when you say 'stupid dweebs". As an independent computer programmer about 2-years prior to that time, I made good money rewriting software routines and converting data from a 6-digit date (xx/xx/xx) to an 8-digit date (xx/xx/xxxx) so that aging routines worked properly. Now, all...

It's hard to believe that 24 years ago, the world firmly believed that when the dates went from Dec 31, 1999 to Jan 1, 2000 all computers would stop working, the banking industry would collapse, planes would fall from the skies, etc. (Y2K)

Y'all be nice. This guy is sending me over $100 million Dollars (USD). Seems my lineage indicates that I am the last surviving heir of a Saudi Prince. All he needed was my banking information to facilitate the wire transfer!