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You don't really give the members here a lot to go on. What's a "piece"? A 6 x 9 Post Card being printed 4-up on a sheet? If so, even at 5,000 pieces, you're only printing 1,250 sheets per month - not enough volume to consider buying your own printing equipment. At any event, regardless of what...

"Do you see that button in the upper left corner?" "Do you mean this one?" they would always reply while pressing the button. "Did I say to press that button -- NO I DID NOT!!!... I was merely showing you the location of where the Clear & Reset to Factory Defaults button was located!!! Thanks a...

Brought a smile to my face. Back in the day I used to say: "Been there, done that. Bought the cap, the t-shirt, and the bumper- sticker."

Middle-Management basically sucks! You're dealing with people underneath you as well as people above you. You are truly in a "no-win" situation. To make matters worse, you, somehow, earn the title of "Director of Extinguishing Fires", which means, a large part of your day is spent solving...

Works For Me!

In Honor of tomorrow Friday 6/23/2023 being National Pink Day. Here's an old video from Off Register:

Zig Zag's Bags

Nope! He's just chowing down on the edibles (bags, that is)

Kill a tree, or, pollute the ocean............Sounds like a trick interview question...........gotta think about this.........if I get this wrong, I won't get the job............ The word "Kill" is a very strong word. It implies "finality". Once something is "killed".....that's it! That's...

Maybe, she's asking for his preferred payment method? (another way to look at the 'toon)

NO CHEETOS !!!!!

That's right boys & girls! Today (June 14, 2023) is indeed National Bourbon Day! Here's wishing you enough success to maybe, one day, owning a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve!

Actually, I do keep 2 mason jars of moonshine in the liquor cabinet.......

If you live down here, you gotta have your hurricane preparedness kit ready: 1) Water 2) Burbon 3) Flashlights 4) Tequilla 5) Batteries 6) Gin 7) Canned Foods 8) Whiskey 9) Toilette Paper 10) Wine 11) Paper Towels 12) Beer

If you're located in the SE US, it also means it's time to start keeping an eye out on the National Hurricane Center website. Even if it's just a nearby tropical storm, it wreaks havoc on your operation (shipping, receiving, etc.). Semi-trucks will not be on the road in any winds of 35 mph or...

Beer? BEER? Dang-it! You told me you didn't like beer, that you liked Bourbon! What am I gonna do with all this bourbon.............? WAIT !!!! Let me think........ If I review from the OP, We've got an impossible deadline, a broken machine, an idiot manager who is threatening our...

Well, when you're from the South, like me, thar ain't nuthin' you can't fix with a hammer, screw driver, pair of pliers, and some duct tape.

Look, the solution is simple. It's like making the square peg fit in the round hole. All you need is a bigger hammer.

Let's have a meeting and discuss it.

I get that you know that the grass isn't always greener on the other side, but, sounds to me like you already know what color the grass is on your side, and, it's not green. I'd look at Ricoh & Canon.