Consultant's Advice

[Cory Smith]

 

[fiatlux]

That's the thing about consultants...there's always "one more thing" not in the original quote but needed to complete the brief.

FL

 

[seejay]

Consultant:
someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time!

 

[WishIWasScotty]

"A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee." - Arnold H. Glasow

 

[charles_2012]

Consultant on sales call: "Our consultants are pros, they're twice productive at half the cost you pay your employees."

Next door consultant to yet another consultant in the office: "I'll never hire a consultant myself."

 

[dabob]

Around here we call them "Insultants" cuz they never tell you what your doing right . . . just what your doing wrong . . . .