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I heard somewhere: "Steal a man's wallet, he'll be poor for a day. Teach him the print business, he'll be poor for a lifetime"

I always hated Reflex Blue. That color takes days to dry.

Danger. Danger, Will Robinson!

If you can't find them from within the company, and, you can't get them from your competitors, you can always get AI to do it.

Pricing aside ($1.94 is pretty much in line for the product you describe), I'm curious as to why the drastic price jump with virtually no warning creating "severe sticker shock". Are you mad at them or something? is there more to the story that you are not revealing?

I think it is a "Figma" of your imagination

Or, become a consultant............

Yeah, but. As the Kenny Chesney song goes: "We're all here, because we're not all there."

Did you try plugging it in?

No worries. I have the entire procedure stored in a DOS text command file and copied out on a 3 1/2" Floppy disc.

Wow! That's a lotta money spent on certification testing companies........ It's no wonder you are having financial difficulties. Perhaps you should have spent some money on getting certified to run a profitable business,,,,,,,,

Yeah, but, at least you can mark it as having gone on an interview for your unemployment compensation compliance.

Gutenberg, that's awesome, but, here's my delima: when one of our scribes makes a mistake, we immediately catch and fix it. Afterwards, we beat the crap out of him so it never happens again. Using your new invention, we can produce 10,000 bibles with the mistake in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

Buehler? Buehler?

It IS confusing: Grocery stores went from paper to plastic to save trees. Then they outlawed plastic and went back to paper. To say nothing of straws. Paper to plastic, then back to paper. I actually ate at a restaurant the other day and I asked for a straw for my iced tea. The actually told me...

"Say, here I am On a road again There I am Up on a stage Here I go Playin' star again There I go Turn the page" -Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band

I like her mettle. " ..... With A Major in non-compressible blankets ...... " And a minor in FAFO

Wait! Is this a DEI thing?

"Hatchet Man" is in the building. Everyone's uncomfortable.

Wingdings! Now there's a font with a conspiracy theory. Look it up on Wikipedia, and down in the section labeled "Controversy - " This is what you will find: In1992, only days after the release of Windows 3.1, it was discovered that "NYC" (New York City) in Wingdings was rendered as...