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Sorry Boss. I just get confused sometimes. Last week you had me work through the night, and, even paid me overtime to fix the files on your special pet account. I didn't know that it only applied to your accounts......

Brain Rot (Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year - 2024)

Geeze Price. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Funny, that's where my mind went also. We cant be the only two.....

Mocha Mousse! https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/pantone-announces-2025-color-of-the-year-no-its-not-brat-green/ar-AA1vkBIl?ocid=BingNewsSerp

An article in today's paper from the AP about how catalogs may be getting smaller, but, has a bigger impact on consumers during the Holidays: Print Is Not Dead Yet! https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/why-your-favorite-catalogs-are-smaller-this-holiday-season/ar-AA1v1FfQ?ocid=BingNewsSerp

At least he's telling you upfront he only wants one. Not like the guys who want a price on 100,000, and, when the order comes through, it's only for 5,000.

I'm thankful that the election is over. I can now watch 30 min of TV without having to sit through 10 political ads.

In honor of the long-standing tradition of going around the Thanksgiving Dinner table with each person stating what they are thankful for, I'll start off: I'm Thankful that Boeing doesn't make printing or bindery equipment. Your Turn............................

"Orange is a most auspicious color" (I had to look up "auspicious"). It means "conducive to future success". Well, it certainly worked for the new American President-Elect!

"If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep" (From the movie "The Magnificent Seven") (I had the movie wrong - edited to credit the quote to the correct movie -- my bad....)

Ok, I've thought long and hard about this. Pondered...........Contemplated......... I think I understand. "You can fix anything with a piece of Duct Tape"

I have so many questions...................... First of all, the people bidding on the duct taped banana all seem so normal. What is wrong with them? Secondly, how long is the banana good for? Do you have to get a fresh one every two to three days? When you do, what do you do with the old...

Ok, some wise guy taped a banana to a white piece of poster board with duct tape. It sold at Sotheby's auction yesterday for 6.24 million dollars! I could have done that! I could've been a contender..........

All good things must come to an end.

Amen! B&H or Phillipsburg! When I was still in the biz, you could always count on the swing-arm. At one point, we were using 50 year old ones and they would still run circles around all the others. Not to mention ease of repair. If you couldn't figure it out yourself, there were always 3rd...

PPD is correct on the point size. Just be careful. The way DMM reads, the IMB must be 22 bars per square inch, plus or minus 2 bars per square inch, when measured over any one-half inch. That's just a complicated way of saying measure a half inch on your bar code and count the bars. If your...

Nah, but, it's starting to look a little better. Can you do 20%?

Yes, boys & girls. It's that time of year again. Can you throw a gator through a Wendy's drive-thru window? Can you elude the Police through an obstacle course while drunk and carrying a case of beer? If so, you might want to consider signing up for the annual Florida Man Games! Here's the...

More than likely, your situation is not unique. They probably do this to their other trade partners also. Not good business though. A good trade partner can send them a whole lot more business over the course of a year than that one retail customer.