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They figure out ways to spend all the money that was allocated to them because if they don't spend it all, they'll get less allocated to their department next year.

Dude, what's the matter? You're efficient, up-to-date, well-equipped, not to mention grossly overstaffed government printing office can't handle a simple little rush job? Did the government shut down again and nobody told me?

Hey, don't pass up the offer of fresh coffee. You know what it usually looks like when you want it. Besides, you might doze off with Solitaire still on the screen.

You guys are wasting your time. It depends on which customer is on the phone first asking about their job. That job is always "on the press."

It might work if you make it clear on the landing page that this is a beta test for the website. I doubt that guy is smart enough to do that. On second thought, customers won't bother, they'll just go to the next Google listing.

They'd settle their issues on social media. Maybe. If they can get past the snarking and actually address the issue. Oh, yeah, BTW, I'm female, so I don't throw things.

Employee underneath his breath, "You look at pictures all day yourself. Only in your case, it's called porn."

He's the CEO. HE doesn't have to understand a thing.

Use that one to stamp on the guy as you lead him out to the parking lot because he's fired.

Beautiful!!!

That depends - will A.I. value my 30 years of experience and ignore the fact that I don't have a college degree?

Hey, the guy who signs my paycheck gets to have it his way. I'm surprised at the people I've come across who don't understand that concept.

"I'd just love to give you a raise, but with the economy the way it is, the money just isn't there. Hopefully next year." Looking out in the parking lot at boss' new company GMC Yukon, "Yeah, boss, I understand perfectly."

Wonderful! Within a year you'll beat the competition in one thing - the category of employee turnover.

Which is why I always dumped the previous file sent and only kept the last one. There were a few times that I could just tell that the customer was one of those who would go back to a previous file, so if there was a lot of difference, I kept the older one a while. Never failed.

On the other hand, since you don't appear to have a choice, you should take into account how far away your annual review is and whether this woman would have any input on it when deciding how delighted you're going to pretend to be to go. You don't want the "bad attitude" box checked.

Because it's the "not paying" part that's good for the company. One of my reasons for never wishing to work on salary.

Let me guess, lady. You never had that problem with your last printer, did ya?

Well, you can fix those files, can't you? That's part of your job.

In some cultures, when you say something is "dope" it's a good thing.