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    Why Can't This Happen To Me?

    "If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep" (From the movie "The Magnificent Seven") (I had the movie wrong - edited to credit the quote to the correct movie -- my bad....)
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    Why Can't This Happen To Me?

    Ok, I've thought long and hard about this. Pondered...........Contemplated......... I think I understand. "You can fix anything with a piece of Duct Tape"
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    Why Can't This Happen To Me?

    I have so many questions...................... First of all, the people bidding on the duct taped banana all seem so normal. What is wrong with them? Secondly, how long is the banana good for? Do you have to get a fresh one every two to three days? When you do, what do you do with the old...
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    Why Can't This Happen To Me?

    Ok, some wise guy taped a banana to a white piece of poster board with duct tape. It sold at Sotheby's auction yesterday for 6.24 million dollars! I could have done that! I could've been a contender..........
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    It's hard to believe.

    All good things must come to an end.
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    Quadient / Neopost Support

    Amen! B&H or Phillipsburg! When I was still in the biz, you could always count on the swing-arm. At one point, we were using 50 year old ones and they would still run circles around all the others. Not to mention ease of repair. If you couldn't figure it out yourself, there were always 3rd...
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    Montax Imposer IMB barcodes

    PPD is correct on the point size. Just be careful. The way DMM reads, the IMB must be 22 bars per square inch, plus or minus 2 bars per square inch, when measured over any one-half inch. That's just a complicated way of saying measure a half inch on your bar code and count the bars. If your...
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    Getting Sign-off

    Nah, but, it's starting to look a little better. Can you do 20%?
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    Can You Throw A Gator?

    Yes, boys & girls. It's that time of year again. Can you throw a gator through a Wendy's drive-thru window? Can you elude the Police through an obstacle course while drunk and carrying a case of beer? If so, you might want to consider signing up for the annual Florida Man Games! Here's the...
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    Banners Quote Surprise...

    More than likely, your situation is not unique. They probably do this to their other trade partners also. Not good business though. A good trade partner can send them a whole lot more business over the course of a year than that one retail customer.
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    Banners Quote Surprise...

    It's gonna take a day or 2. The "chat" person has to check with their superior to ask: "how would you like me to respond?"
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    Something Wicked This Way Comes

    @gordo I believe this would fall under a thread you started back in Feb of 2017 with a title of something like "When Proofs Aren't Proofed"
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    Something Wicked This Way Comes

    Missed in proofing, or, somewhere along the quality control path, Mattel printed a typo on its packaging of the "Wicked" dolls (dolls of the two main characters in the new "Wicked" movie coming out). The misprinted URL points to a porn site. Here's a link to read the whole story...
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    Ricoh for sale ;)

    Dang-it! I see that now. I stand corrected. I guess I was the ONLY one who thought he was joking (with a like) Never mind!
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    Ricoh for sale ;)

    Interesting how FIVE of us "Liked" his original post back on Sept 29 requesting pictures, etc. I guess we all thought he was being facetious and was in on the joke. We were all wrong.
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    Ricoh for sale ;)

    @Ynot_UK I Was going to write a reply posting explaining to the guy that the "for sale" was not serious. Mine would have taken up 5 to 10 lines. Your post was much better. A picture is worth a thousand words........................
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    File formats

    Oh, the hell with it! I'll just fax you the art work.
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    International Paper Shutting Down 4 More Plants

    ? Article Link Below - Today 11/8/2024 https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/paper-company-lays-off-over-1500-people-closes-4-facilities/ar-AA1tGYGK?ocid=BingNewsSerp
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    International Paper Shutting Down 4 More Plants

    I just read where International Paper is shutting down 4 more plants and laying off about 1,500 workers. OMG! What Does It Mean !!????!!!
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    Overtime: Toilet training - for the printer

    @gordo - consider the source of those words of wisdom............. "a salesperson". Really? Sounds like a bunch of crap to me (pun intended). lol

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