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The other method, is to do it in the afternoon. After a 3-martini lunch. "Yessssir! Looks good to me!."

Yep. You can google it to get the exact details, but. As the story goes, back in the early 1900's. The print shop in question was printing magazines. The problem was the the page dimensions kept changing due to the moisture in the sir. So, Carrier solved the problem by pulling moisture out of...

When i found out that Willis Carrier (inventor of the modern air conditioner), was only trying to solve a humidity problem for a New York print shop. In so doing, he changed the way we live.

Yep. It's the old YMMV disclaimer. Hey, printers should use that disclaimer on their work products. It would cut down on the number of reruns.

You know. It felt like back in the day, it was reversed: "All prices are the same, except for the printer" (it seemed like everyone was using Franklin for pricing)

Wasn't the Strait open BEFORE we went in? Japan and World: Anything else you need us to handle, please don't hesitate to ask.

I did not know that! Hey, I think you are in Cincinnati. I heard you guys are getting a real radio station with call letters "WKRP"

Agreed. The user may also want to split the files out to separate printers to speed up throughput. (i.e. sending files 1 through 5 to printer # 1, and, files 6 through 10 to printer # 2.)

Well, looks like "Further Ado", turned out to be "Further A-Don't". Even though it was one of the favorites, I believe it placed 11th. The horse that won, though ("Golden Tempo"), a 23 - 1 longshot, came up from dead last on the final turn to first place. It was a very good race

No, seriously. I had all the shots, so, even though I got it, the effect on me was no more severe than the common cold. Of course, now I have micro-transmitters embedded in my body so that the government can track my every move, but, hey, life is full of little trade-offs.

Yep. I got it. Drank bleach and took horse de-worming pills. I came through ok.

Oh, how I miss those 5 beautiful words: "I tested positive for Covid".

Looking over the names of the horses running in this year's Kentucky Derby is a horse named "Further Ado". It's actually one the favorites currently going off at 6 - 1. However, if something happens to that horse before the race, and has to be scratched. The Kentucky Derby will have to carry on...

Don't stress! Just list all the jobs that need to go and then prioritize them by a series of "Rock, Paper, Scissors". It works every time.

I googled the words "Pantone" and "Collaborations". I was amazed at the number of collabs they have done with various companies, fabrics, and entertainment industries. They even have a "Bates Motel" Blue with the motel and Anthony Perkins!