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If they see how good I am, maybe I'll get promoted from night shift to day shift!

During the first term (2016 - 2020) his tariffs cost us a lot of business revenue. We had several large accounts wherein we would print and mail booklets/catalogs of equipment and repair parts for that equipment. Most of that equipment and parts were being imported from Canada or China. When...

The major difference is the way the material feeds. B&H or Phillipsburg inserters (also known as "swing-arm" inserters) feed primarily by air suction (suckers attach to the bottom of a piece and pull it down where the swing arm grabs it and drops it on to a path combined with other pieces that...

Dang that Mailguru! Y'all had that song stuck in your heads all yesterday afternoon, didn't ya'?. You're welcome.

Nothing like the thrill that'll gitcha, when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone................. - Dr Hook

Well, off the top of my head, I'd say a lack of personnel. You don't have a business transformation associate, an advanced business development specialist, a prepress solutions match-maker, OR a vendor/client interface facilitator. (see Gordo's "Evolution Of Sales" on 2/9/2025)

There's always that ONE that wants to rain on my parade........

Now, go out there and make an experienced pressman's day because YOU have a degree!

Yep. One of them tried to kill me once. Back in the day, anyone who had anything to do with computers (systems design, programmers, operators, field service technicians, etc) had to wear shirt and ties, As I was leaning over, changing the paper, my tie got rolled up in the sheet ribbon. Grabbed...

Dry January is OVER! (Didn't think I was gonna make it!)

Way back in the day, when the computer printers we used were "Impact/Belt" printers, I recall seeing a large portrait of DaVinci's The Last Supper all done with character print and over print like a large bitmap. It was awesome. I researched on the internet, but, couldn't find an example.

I always wondered why I'd get a buzz when smelling freshly printed material.

I'm sensing a needed attitude adjustment............. Jack Daniels, maybe?

Changing my password to "Incorrect". That way, if I ever forget it, I just press the enter key. It will come back and say "Password Incorrect". Oh yeah, that's what it was......

Not only is there a different one for every system in the shop, but the administrator has also set them to expire every 20 days. AND, when you make up a new one, it has to be at least 10 characters long, combine upper and lower case, must contain at least one numeral, and one special character...