Finally, A Valid Explanation

[MailGuru]

In the local newspaper yesterday (Orlando Sentinel), it was revealed that the state of Florida has more lead pipes than any other state in the nation. The Federal Government is allocating millions of dollars to have them all dug up and replaced, as lead pipes are a health hazard, and, drinking water that is carried through lead pipes is a leading cause of brain damage.

That explains those thousands of "Today, A Florida Man............" stories.

 

[maxon]

Could this be why a most prominent person running a certain business in Florida still tries to set base in Washington DC ...?

 

[MailGuru]

This being "National Poetry Month", as well as the avoidance of politics on this forum, I will respond thusly:

"I know not, of whom you speak,
but, kudos for the tongue in cheek"

 

[smalloffsetpressexperts]

Why was the report a shock? These problems did not just appear. Also lead paint is a danger. It was Never a big deal until now. Maybe this is why offset presses had ink/water problems? Tap water had lead and some inks also. As Printers both young and old think about your actions in the past that may have helped corrode the pipe's. Florida is our lowest state and this explains what happened to a certain vacation spot.
My poem:
fairytales that breathed joy into our hearts
in days that are now gone by,
are bittersweet reminders of the past;
there was a simplicity on which we relied.
the wishes made on shooting stars
dancing through the coal black night
are merely planes, flying far
into a grey, polluted sky

Great topic btw