How bad are we?

[otherthoughts]

For every "Yes" give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad You Really Are?

Questions: Have You Ever?

1. Smoked?

2. Been Drunk as hell?

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?

4. Screwed someone of the same sex?

5.Shoplifted?

6. Lied?

7. Betrayed a friend?

8. Been to jail?

9. Smoked weed?

10. Done LSD?

11. Done any other illegal drug?

12. Given oral sex?

13. Received oral sex?

14. Screwed something not of the human race?

15. Screwed something not alive?

16. Cheated on someone?

17. Used someone?

18. Paid someone for sex?

19. Been paid for sex?

20. Played strip poker?

21. Skipped school?

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?

23. Danced naked?

24. Danced naked in public?

25. Flashed someone?

26. Mooned someone?

27. Kissed someone?

28. Kissed someone of the same sex?

29. Held hands?

30. Hugged someone?

31. French kissed?

32. Had sexual fantasies?

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?

34. Stolen money?

35. Stolen money from family?

36. Stolen drugs from family?

37. Been convicted of a crime?

38. Dated someone because you heard they were easy?

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were easy?

40. Been called a whore?

41. Been called a bitch?

42. Watched porn?

43. Taped porn?

44. Watched porn you taped?

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?

47. Used sex toys?

48. Tried to kill yourself?

49. Tried to kill someone else?

50. Told someone you hated them?

51. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?

Max score is 102!

 

[toronar]

34 points - am I bad?

 

[otherthoughts]

34 points - am I bad?

Vote in the poll to find out.

Otherthoughts

 

[HecTiK]

54. oh well.

 

[GazKL440]

oooh i stopped adding up after 50... i guess that makes me a little evil

 

[oxburger]

otherthoughts, are you just always bored at work or what? I'm thinking your employer needs to find more for you to do. LOL

Plus, let me get this straight, according to your value system, I get two points for holding hands and two points for trying to kill someone. A little askew, don't you think? Shouldn't it be more like holding hands 1 pt., trying to kill someone 10,000 points.....

unless, of course, I have my two hands around someones neck and their "holding my hands" trying to get them off.... Then they would be equal.

 

[otherthoughts]

otherthoughts, are you just always bored at work or what? I'm thinking your employer needs to find more for you to do. LOL

Plus, let me get this straight, according to your value system, I get two points for holding hands and two points for trying to kill someone. A little askew, don't you think? Shouldn't it be more like holding hands 1 pt., trying to kill someone 10,000 points.....

unless, of course, I have my two hands around someones neck and their "holding my hands" trying to get them off.... Then they would be equal.

Bored perhaps, I am retired now.

I agree with your points about the list being a might askew, very well pointed out and well said

I copied the list from elsewhere.

Thanks for making me laugh with your excellent analysis Oxburger!
Otherthoughts

 

[otherthoughts]

Almost 2-to-1 above 50 in the poll?

Almost 2-to-1 above 50 in the poll?

Who believes the above 50s in the poll were Pressmen?

Former Pressman
Otherthoughts

 

[kaiserwilhelm]

I know they are pressmen.
Pressmen are evil. Evil I tells ya.
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