Man Bitten By 7-Foot Alligator after mistaking it for a dog

[MailGuru]

One of the latest stories to hit the news down here in good ole' Floriduh.

Really, I.................just don't know what to say.................................

 

[YourCastle]

doesn't "bitten by an alligator" usually mean "he dead"?

 

[MailGuru]

Usually, but, in this instance, just missing a chunk out of his leg. It means "he in hospital".

 

[YourCastle]

was he intoxicated? cuz that's a very odd looking dog

 

[MailGuru]

According to the paper, the incident happened at 12:30 am, so, I'm assuming alcohol was involved. But, hey, this is Florida!, the Patron State of Getting drunk and doin' stupid stuff......

 

[MailGuru]

"Here Fluffy, here fluffy.....UGGHH! ..... Bad Dog!"

 

[tngcas]

I've had this customer.
The one who mistakes something for something else it clearly cannot under any circumstances have been.