heh,heh,heh. Who wants to start . . .
Yeah, I replied with a smart remark, but, then thought better of it and erased my post. I think this guy deserves a fair shot.
If you are new to the industry, and, to printing in general, I think it best to start with a digital press (not an ABDick). The learning curve of operations will be easier, and, you don't need to know anything about mixing inks, water, or, running an offset press. You still have a long way to go, but, most digital presses of today, have automated processes that will control ink (toner) density, etc.
I don't know if you have any graphic arts background, but, you will need the ability to setup the art that will be printed on your press. I think the industry standard right now is Adobe Creative Suite (InDesign, etc.)
Like I said, you've a long way to go, but, I hope I have at least pointed you in the right direction to get started.
Good Luck with your new venture (adventure)!
-MailGuru