The Work Week

[gordo]

 

[Possumgal]

Of course, your paycheck will be lessened since your hours will be cut, but just think of the savings to the company! Not only in payroll, but we'll be able to cut down on utilities. In fact, since you'll be working fewer hours, we'll be able to classify you as part-time employees, meaning that we don't have to pay benefits such as vacation or holiday pay! And if we need you to work more hours occasionally, we won't have to pay overtime for the extra hours! I can't wait!

Wait, you were expecting to work ten hours a day for four days? What, are you kidding? The company won't save any money that way.