Today's Excuses

[gordo]

 

[Possumgal]

My first supervisor in the printing business said that he never knew how to lie until he got into the printing business.

Doesn't the above lady know the standard reply? "It's on the press."

 

[jwheeler]

Should've gone with solar power!

 

[tngcas]

Hire a bunch of people to ride bikes to generate power. Problem solved and it's good for the job market.

 

[namelessentity]

If only someone had invented a way to store power for a later time. I guess that's just science fiction.

 

[tngcas]

If only someone had invented a way to store power for a later time. I guess that's just science fiction.

Didn't you know that it's bad for the environment to make batteries?

 

[gordo]

Didn't you know that it's bad for the environment to make batteries?

Isn’t the Battery in New York?

 

[keith1]

If only someone had invented a way to store power for a later time.

Done! Those little power packs for recharging USB devices. You might need one with a bit more storage to power a press. That's after you develop a USB powered printing press.

 

[Shawnd]

And yet the guy with the Linotype is still working...