Lukew,
I am not attempting to justify anything. I have formulated fountain solutions without glycols or glycol ethers but have had trouble getting anyone to buy them. Back in 1992 I formulated a product called FST that generated some sales, but after some initial success sales drifted off to nothing after a few years. While this was happening my more conventional products were selling hundreds of thousands of gallons a year. In the states, fountain solutions containing so much glycol ether they can not support any gum content are increasingly popular despite being more expensive than more conventional formulations. I currently sell a variety of products that only contain the 'safer' propylene glycols and solvents, but the bulk of the fountain solution we sell does not fall into this category. Hardly anyone in the U.S. runs alcohol and the on-press performance of an alcohol free fountain solution is the main focus of customers when adopting a new product and competition for this business is fierce.
I do try to avoid selling products containing glycol ethers of any type to printers with spray dampening, but these customers have no hesitation to shift to some competitors product containing glycol ethers to save a penny or two.
While you seem focused on the glycol and glycol ether content of fountain solution products, have you considered all these products contain potent biocides intended to prevent fungus and bacteria growth? These ingredients are far more likely to be irritants to the press operators and bystanders than glycols or glycol ethers. The only time I put on my gloves and goggles is when handling these ingredients (well, I don't always wear my goggles and gloves, but I seriously wash my hands after adding biocide to a batch).