New Prepress Proposal

[gordo]

 

[Possumgal]

Only if the designers submit correct files every time. Wanna buy a bridge?

 

[bquarks]

Only if the designers submit correct files every time. Wanna buy a bridge?

Correct files? Is a dream? I'm searching for this designer in South America, I need make change in 10 of 10 artworks.

 

[MailGuru]

PLUS, If you order in the next 24 hours, you'll receive FREE Shipping, AND, a FREE set of Ginzu knives that will cut a tin can!

 

[dabob]

PLUS, If you order in the next 24 hours, you'll receive FREE Shipping, AND, a FREE set of Ginzu knives that will cut a tin can!

That should be the Ginzu File Opener . . . Guaranteed to open any file created with any version of any application ever created or even dreamed of . . . .

 

[gordo]

Folks seem to have gotten stuck on the first frame. Everyone except alibryan that is. LOL

 

[SimonJester753]

I want to start teaching a prepress course at one of the local design schools. If it's not print-ready, it gets an "F."

 

[fiatlux]

Designers aren't interested in prepress...for technical reasons. Anyway, they'd think the "F" meant Fantastic.

 

[SimonJester753]

You can be sure, they'll know they failed. I had some tough teachers. One would tell us, "If it's too hard, you can always become a cab driver. I can't ever find a cab when I need one. This city needs more cab drivers." Another would say, "You think this is hard? This is Disney land. Wait till you go out and get a real job."

 

[MailGuru]

Folks seem to have gotten stuck on the first frame. Everyone except alibryan that is. LOL

Ok Gordo, How's this:

"But my major concern is will it make my job Look easier"

Not to worry. Everyone will think you are hard at work. The system comes complete with a myriad of card and video games such as poker, solitaire, candy crush, etc. Along with a hot key ("F1") that will toggle between InDesign and your game console if the boss comes walking by.

 

[John Reveley]

Printer: Oh great that means we don't need skilled workers any more, we can employ school leavers!
Clients: But you get the jobs out much quicker now, you obviously are charging us too much, we need to re-negotiate our costs, you are far too expensive!

 

[John Reveley]

Client: Hang on.. you are not turning out the same quality now, we are having to reject much more of your work, and no you cannot re-negotiate the charges we are happy with our new prices. (for now)

 

[Duncan Hyde]

Soon the Robots will be doing our jobs too Lol!

 

[Marc.Ram]

Duncan, that will mean you have to teach the Robots how to smoke a pack a day

 

[Duncan Hyde]

Duncan, that will mean you have to teach the Robots how to smoke a pack a day

I like that one Marc, or maybe how to Vape all day!