New Prepress Proposal
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bquarks
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Correct files? Is a dream? I'm searching for this designer in South America, I need make change in 10 of 10 artworks.
dabob
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That should be the Ginzu File Opener . . . Guaranteed to open any file created with any version of any application ever created or even dreamed of . . . .
SimonJester753
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I want to start teaching a prepress course at one of the local design schools. If it's not print-ready, it gets an "F."
SimonJester753
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You can be sure, they'll know they failed. I had some tough teachers. One would tell us, "If it's too hard, you can always become a cab driver. I can't ever find a cab when I need one. This city needs more cab drivers." Another would say, "You think this is hard? This is Disney land. Wait till you go out and get a real job."
MailGuru
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Ok Gordo, How's this:
"But my major concern is will it make my job Look easier"
Not to worry. Everyone will think you are hard at work. The system comes complete with a myriad of card and video games such as poker, solitaire, candy crush, etc. Along with a hot key ("F1") that will toggle between InDesign and your game console if the boss comes walking by.
John Reveley
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Printer: Oh great that means we don't need skilled workers any more, we can employ school leavers!
Clients: But you get the jobs out much quicker now, you obviously are charging us too much, we need to re-negotiate our costs, you are far too expensive!
Clients: But you get the jobs out much quicker now, you obviously are charging us too much, we need to re-negotiate our costs, you are far too expensive!
John Reveley
Member
Client: Hang on.. you are not turning out the same quality now, we are having to reject much more of your work, and no you cannot re-negotiate the charges we are happy with our new prices. (for now)
Duncan Hyde
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Soon the Robots will be doing our jobs too Lol!
Duncan Hyde
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Duncan, that will mean you have to teach the Robots how to smoke a pack a day
I like that one Marc, or maybe how to Vape all day!
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