Paper or Plastic?

[gordo]

 

[Possumgal]

Well, you could just put the stuff back in the cart, wheel it out to the car, then throw it in. With all the walking you'll do to take it into the house when you get home, you'll save money by being able to cancel your gym membership.

 

[MailGuru]

Maybe, she's asking for his preferred payment method? (another way to look at the 'toon)

 

[gordo]

Maybe, she's asking for his preferred payment method? (another way to look at the 'toon)

Whoa, excellent!

 

[Shawnd]

Neither mam, I have bags that I have knitted together from my cats excess hair.

 

[MailGuru]

Kill a tree, or, pollute the ocean............Sounds like a trick interview question...........gotta think about this.........if I get this wrong, I won't get the job............

The word "Kill" is a very strong word. It implies "finality". Once something is "killed".....that's it! That's final. It's dead. It can not be "un-killed".

Whereas, the word "pollute" is a much kinder word. It is not final. Something that is polluted, can be cleaned up......"un-polluted".

Therefore, the correct answer to the question is.............
"Use the dead tree to build a boat to un-pollute the ocean"!

Do I get the job!?!?!?!?!?!?

What Do You Mean "I'm over-thinking the question?!?!" Sheesh!

 

[PricelineNegotiator]

Kill a tree, or, pollute the ocean............Sounds like a trick interview question...........gotta think about this.........if I get this wrong, I won't get the job............

The word "Kill" is a very strong word. It implies "finality". Once something is "killed".....that's it! That's final. It's dead. It can not be "un-killed".

Whereas, the word "pollute" is a much kinder word. It is not final. Something that is polluted, can be cleaned up......"un-polluted".

Therefore, the correct answer to the question is.............
"Use the dead tree to build a boat to un-pollute the ocean"!

Do I get the job!?!?!?!?!?!?

What Do You Mean "I'm over-thinking the question?!?!" Sheesh!

No you misunderstood. If he asks for a paper bag she goes out back and kills a tree and harvests a bag from the tree's rotting corpse. If you choose plastic bag it's the same but instead she kills a whale or t-rex and allows their body to decompose for millions of years under immense pressure and then she forms that oil into a bag. At least that's how I interpret it.

 

[gordo]

No you misunderstood. If he asks for a paper bag she goes out back and kills a tree and harvests a bag from the tree's rotting corpse. If you choose plastic bag it's the same but instead she kills a whale or t-rex and allows their body to decompose for millions of years under immense pressure and then she forms that oil into a bag. At least that's how I interpret it.

I think the fountain solution fumes are taking a toll.

 

[MailGuru]

I think the fountain solution fumes are taking a toll.

Nope! He's just chowing down on the edibles (bags, that is)

 

[Possumgal]

How about I just go down the street to buy my stuff without all this computation so I can just get out and go home?

 

[Shawnd]

Don't worry, AI will be making these decisions for us soon enough....

 

[maxon]

I think the fountain solution fumes are taking a toll.

Refusing to go IPA free for a reason ?...

 

[smalloffsetpressexperts]

Ok Canada has enough land cleared now to grow Hemp which can be woven into bags and later smoked, they just need a catchy product name. Or

Solution: shop in America we have grab N go and you can hire a mystrey shopper named Shinney, he is famous for the best discounts. See his adds in the news he can get anything delivered in a jacked method.

 

[Possumgal]

Potential product name: Happy sacks?

 

[MailGuru]

Potential product name: Happy sacks?

Zig Zag's Bags

 

[chriscozi]

Zig Zag's Bags

Love the obscure reference!
(ZigZag Cigarette papers)

 

[smalloffsetpressexperts]

Doobie Bags? Canada Cannabis Toke bags?

 

[Possumgal]

Toke Bags. We have a winner!

 

[MailGuru]

Works For Me!

 

[claude72]

Love the obscure reference!
(ZigZag Cigarette papers)

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