Priority Phone Support

[gordo]

 

[Possumgal]

Priority and hold are two words that don't go together.

On the bright side, she speaks English.

 

[MailGuru]

At least he's talking to a person. Ever been caught in an automatic menu "loop"?

Answering System: "Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed. For sales, please press 1. For billing, please press 2. For customer support, please press 3".
Me: I press "3"
Answering System: "For questions about your software, please press 1. For technical support, please press 2".
Me: I press "2"
Answering System: "Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed. For sales, please press 1. For billing, please press 2. For customer support, please press 3".
Me: I use phone handset as a hammer and smash it on top of the desk.

 

[Guest]

At least he's talking to a person. Ever been caught in an automatic menu "loop"?

Answering System: "Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed. For sales, please press 1. For billing, please press 2. For customer support, please press 3".
Me: I press "3"
Answering System: "For questions about your software, please press 1. For technical support, please press 2".
Me: I press "2"
Answering System: "Please listen carefully as our menu items have changed. For sales, please press 1. For billing, please press 2. For customer support, please press 3".
Me: I use phone handset as a hammer and smash it on top of the desk.

"For priority hold please press 9".

 

[MailGuru]

"For priority hold please press 9".

"Your call is very important to us.......Please continue to hold for the next available representative........." (more dumb music playing)