The Good Bad News

[gordo]

 

[Possumgal]

Oh, and no gold watch. How 'bout your pick of the mismatched oily wrenches in the odd tools box?

 

[OffsetStorefront]

You guys get pensions?

 

[Possumgal]

“That was the Good and the Bad. The Ugly is that we also drained the pension fund, paying for the new equipment.”

"Oh, and the ski boat, the time share in Boca, and the golf clubs, but we won't talk about that."

 

[claude72]

The Ugly is that we also drained the pension fund, paying for the new equipment.

That was the second pension fund...
(Remember, the first (and main) pension fund bankrupted last year and its CEO is now tanning on a nice Bahamas' beach with all your money stashed in his secret off-shore account...)

 

[Terran Sin]

"The automation in our new equipment means we can do more with fewer employees" = So we're turning the shop into a self-service center...