Gordo,
i guess you will be even more amused, if i tell you now, that this lame duck Ulrich a whole day translated the last word "any" with "anything", what was the reason for feeling adressed.
Only after a while viewing the toon placed on the wall finally enlightenment came over me and i understand even now why you couldn´t be inspired by me: Using my hand to hit my forehead: Of course! Because i know more layman terms than the correct english tecnic one´s...
LOL! LOL! LOL!