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  • #2
    That's funny. I once made up a joke business card for Happy Crappy Printing. When you need it fast and don't care what it looks like...

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    • #3
      Is Zippy Dippy Printers run by the cousin of George Carlin's Hippy Dippy Weatherman?

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      • #4
        "I promise you will not be disappointed if you just take out a few pieces from the top and won't dig too deep..."

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        • #5
          The reason I chose you instead of Sheets of Glory Printers, was because you offered free delivery...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MyWildIrishProse View Post
            Is Zippy Dippy Printers run by the cousin of George Carlin's Hippy Dippy Weatherman?
            To make a short story long, I think I suffer from unintentional word mashupitis. Zippy Print is an actual franchise printing business (not referred to in this cartoon). and I have been watching some George Carlin video's on YouTube recently, and I do tend to blend words like this. Here's the inside spread of a brochure - "Thrillage Village" - that I designed in 1982 as a marketing piece for a printing company to help its tourism related clients organize their folder materials.

            The folder folder.jpg

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            • #7
              Originally posted by alibryan View Post
              The reason I chose you instead of Sheets of Glory Printers, was because you offered free delivery...
              When I first read your comment - I misread it and thought you were referring to:

              ex-lax-gentle-overnight-laxative-chocolate-pieces-18-units.png

              I guess should have my morning coffee before reading PrintPlanet.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Repro_Pro View Post
                "I promise you will not be disappointed if you just take out a few pieces from the top and won't dig too deep..."
                Or compare the printing in one box against another!

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                • #9
                  And please remember our long standing motto: "We rarely have time to do it right, we always have time to do it again".
                  Last edited by Repro_Pro; 03-11-2018, 04:53 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by gordo View Post

                    Or compare the printing in one box against another!
                    Oh now that's a whole nutter story . . . back in the day when all we had was a 2/c SORM we got a seven color job in and between the lack of process control and having to re-stack the sheets so many times (short stack delivery) when we delivered the job it was refused because some were redder some were correct and some were bluer . . . so we went and got the job back . . . went through them and sorted them by hue . . reboxed and delivered the job in two weeks . . . viola job accepted no problems . . . it turned out that when they opened the first shipment you could see blocks of reddish next to blocks of blueish etc. . . . onvce we sorted it out you opened the box and they all looked the same . . . .

                    lesson learned
                    Last edited by dabob; 03-13-2018, 12:42 PM.
                    "If you think you are too small to be effective
                    you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dabob View Post

                      Oh now that's a whole nutter story . . . back in the day when all we had was a 2/c SORM we got a seven color job in and between the lack of process control and having to re-stack the sheets so many times (shot stack delivery) when we delivered the job it was refused because some were redder some were correct and some were bluer . . . so we went and got the job back . . . went through them and sorted them by hue . . reboxed and delivered the job in two weeks . . . viola job accepted no problems . . . it turned out that when they opened the first shipment you could see blocks of reddish next to blocks of blueish etc. . . . onvce we sorted it out you opened the box and they all looked the same . . . .

                      lesson learned
                      It was a free Munsell Farnsworth test for the employees!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by dabob View Post

                        Oh now that's a whole nutter story . . . back in the day when all we had was a 2/c SORM we got a seven color job...
                        That gives new meaning to the term 4/4.
                        4 passes on each side.

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                        • #13
                          This reminds me of the old printer who replied: "What does this matter, each person only gets ONE"...

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                          • #14
                            Your post reminds me of something my coworker used to say when he was having troubles with consistent color on press, "Every 'Piece is a Rembrandt - no two sheets are the same".

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Possumgal View Post
                              That's funny. I once made up a joke business card for Happy Crappy Printing. When you need it fast and don't care what it looks like...
                              That's good. I had cards made and seeded one of our sales person's, God rest his soul. I swapped out his name with Bubba on one version, can't remember the second version, but my favorite was, under Quality Inks & Rollers I put the motto "We don't rent pigs." It only took a week or so before a customer called him out on it. Funnier times.

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